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TNA
Results 2009 - August 27th

TNA
Results 2009 - August 27th
We start off tonight with a look at the
problems between Matt Morgan and Kurt Angle. We are going to have women’s tag
titles. Bobby Lashley will be with Dixie Carter tonight.
We see A.J. Styles and Sting arrive. Lauren asks A.J. about his retirement
situation. A.J. points out that he has his gear and he is ready to work. Sting
says that he smells success. Kip James comes out and he asks to park Sting’s car
and Sting says that he doesn’t have to park anyone’s car. Kip says that he had
that same car when he was over.
We are live on tape from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida and your
announcers are Mike ‘Abyss probably couldn’t ride the new roller coaster’ Tenay
and Taz.
Daniels is with Mike and Taz to watch the first match.
Match Number One: Suicide versus Samoa Joe in a Non Title Match
Joe with a kick to Suicide followed by punches. Joe with an Irish whip followed
by a shoulder and pele kick. Suicide punches Joe and then he floats over on a
charge by Joe. Suicide with a drop kick that sends Joe into the turnbuckles.
Suicide with a kick and then he runs Joe into the turnbuckles. Suicide with a
drop kick for a near fall.
D’Angelo Dinero comes out and that distracts Suicide and Joe kicks Suicide to
the floor. Dinero attacks Suicide and then Joe and Daniels join in and the match
is thrown out.
Thanks to the referee’s decision, we have a tag match involving these four men.
Lauren is with Eric Young and she asks Eric if Hernandez would join the World
Elite. Eric says that Hernandez becomes a part of the World Elite tonight. Eric
says that Hernandez is just like him, a second class citizen and an outcast.
Eric says that he opens his eyes tonight. We go to commercial.
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We are back and did you know that TNA can do the same thing WWE does, but they
hype their British ratings.
The World Elite are in the ring and Eric Young says that Bashir wants to talk to
the American public. Bashir has something serious to say. He throws his
headdress to the floor to avoid any preconceived notions they have about him so
they can listen to him. He wants to talk about the war in Iraq. Bashir remembers
when George Bush said that the war was over with the ‘Mission Accomplished’
banner. He talks about people dying. He calls the people brainwashed. He says
the truth is that ‘you people’ don’t want their land or democracy. ‘You people’
don’t want to stop terrorism. He calls Americans junkies and addicts for our
oil.
Eric thanks Bashir for enlightening everyone. He says that this is not the only
reason he came out tonight. He talks about a man who is handcuffed by his
corrupt morals. He wants to talk about Hernandez.
Speak of the devil, Hernandez’s music plays and he comes to the ring.
Hernandez says that if Eric has something to say, he should say it to his face.
Eric says that he wouldn’t have it any other way and he calls Hernandez
‘brother’. He asks Hernandez how many times he came to the ring in the colors of
Mexico. Eric says that the people will never respect him. He says that they will
only view him as a street thug and thief. He tells Hernandez to come home to be
elite and join the World Elite. Hernandez says that he is home. He tells them if
they don’t love this country, they can leave.
Lauren is with Sharmell and Traci and she points
out that they will face Kong and Raisha Saeed. Sharmell says that they are not
sweating Kong and Saeed. Sharmell says that she is not afraid of them. Traci
points out that Sharmell is the first lady of the Main Event Mafia and Traci
says that she is the chosen one. They will not only beat them, they will roll
over their fat asses.
Kong and Saeed walk in the back and we go to commercial.
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We are back and Lauren is being asked to move her mic so the Alex Shelley can
get a better shot at Lauren’s cleavage. Chris Sabin is looking at her chest as
well. Chris says that the camera man is doing his best. Dr. Stevie asks Sabin if
he is ready to make some money. He tells Chris and Alex that they can make some
good money if they end Abyss’s career. We see the new Motor City Machine Guns
tissue holder.
Match Number Two: Raisha Saeed and Awesome Kong
versus Traci Brooks and Sharmell in a Women’s Tag Title Tournament Match
Kong goes after Traci but Traci avoids her and Traci tags in Sharmell and then
Traci calls a time out. Traci and Sharmell talk some strategy. Saeed tags in and
Sharmell pushes Saeed but Saeed pushes back. Traci tags in and Saeed with a chop
and Irish whip followed by a splash in the corner. Saeed with a slam and snap
elbow drop for a near fall. Saeed with a snap suplex. Sharmell grabs Saeed but
Saeed takes care of Sharmell. Traci gets a near fall. Traci chokes Saeed in the
ropes and then connects with knees to the back. Saeed kicks Traci away and Kong
is tagged in. Kong with a clothesline or two. Kong with a splash into the corner
and then she tries for the Implant Buster but Traci escapes but she runs into
Kong. Kong with a splash from the second turnbuckle and Sharmell breaks up the
cover but then she runs for the hills. Saeed tags in and gets the three count.
Winners: Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed

We have a Matt Morgan video package.
Matt Morgan is in the back with Jeremy Borash and he enters the Main Event Mafia
dressing room. Kurt tells everyone to calm down. Matt asks Kurt about screwing
up last week and going through a table. Angle and Morgan talk about how long
they have been in the business and Angle says that Morgan is inexperienced.
Angle says that he is going to give Matt more experience by teaming with Booker
and Steiner. Matt asks Kurt if Dixie approved the match. Matt says that when
Kurt is chilling with Dixie in Nashville, Kurt will be defending his title in a
four way match. Matt says that he is going to be in the match at No Surrender.
Matt says that he will have Kurt’s back like Kurt had his back at Hard Justice
and last week. Matt wants a hug and gets it.
We go to commercial.

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We are back and Homicide was mentioned in The Source magazine.
We have a Jesse Neal video package.
Match Number Three: Jesse Neal versus Rhino
Rhino offers his hand but it is a trap and he kicks and punches Jesse. Rhino
sends Jesse into the turnbuckles and he kicks Jesse. Rhino raises his arms
because he can and then he chokes Jesse with his boot and the ropes. Rhino with
a punch to the head and then he chokes Jesse. Jesse with a punch or two but
Rhino with kicks to Jesse. Rhino with a boot and a kick to the head for a two
count. Rhino with a spinebuster for the three count.
Winner: Rhino
After the match, while Jesse gets to his feet, Rhino hits a Gore. The referee
has reversed the decision. Rhino continues the attack and Devon comes to the
ring. Devon stands over Jesse and Rhino leaves the ring.
Jeremy Borash is in Mick’s office with Cody Deaner and ODB. Mick has a British
barrister’s wig and court is in session. Abyss interrupts and he gives Mick his
barbed wire bat back. Mick has a present for Abyss and it is groceries. Mick
tells Abyss to hit Cody with the bat, but he is kidding. Mick wishes Abyss luck
in his match and he tells Abyss to take it easy on Shelley. ODB pleads her case
for being the women’s title. Cody has some demonstrative evidence to support his
position as women’s champion. Mick says that the title has been held up until No
Surrender when Cody and ODB will meet for the title.
Mick talks about getting vengeance and says that time will tell what that
vengeance is.
Abyss is walking and clapping as we go to commercial.
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Match Number Four: Motor City Machine Guns with Dr. Stevie versus Abyss in the
Dr. Stevie $50,000 End Abyss’ Career Bounty Match
Sabin grabs Abyss’ leg and Shelley attacks. They connect with some tandem kicks
and then they pose. Shelley and Sabin with elbows and they try for a double
suplex but Abyss with a double suplex of his own. Abyss with a side slam to
Shelley and then he choke slams Sabin onto Shelley. Abyss claps and then he hits
a splash into the corner on Sabin. He misses one on Shelley and then they
connect with a tandem kick. Sabin with a drop kick as he comes off Shelley’s
back and Abyss goes to the floor. Shelley with a pescado but Abyss catches him.
Sabin with a suicide dive and that takes Abyss down. Shelley goes up top for a
cross body and Abyss catches him again. Sabin with a missile drop kick for a
near fall. Sabin and Shelley wait for Abyss to get to his feet and then hit a
double super kick. Abyss gets Shelley up and Sabin gets a kick for his troubles.
Abyss hits Shock Treatment and adds a leg drop. Dr. Stevie interferes but Abyss
sees Sabin on the apron and he lets go of Stevie to catch Sabin and hit a Black
Hole Slam for the three count.
Winner: Abyss
After the match, Stevie yells at Sabin and Shelley and Shelley puts Stevie in
the tree of woe and Sabin with the hesitation drop kick. Abyss returns to the
ring with a chair but Kevin Nash’s music plays. He comes out and we go to
commercial.
We are back and Nash asks Stevie if he has $50,000 and that works for him. Nash
says that he has a couple of problems. Abyss stuck his nose in Nash’s match at
Hard Justice. Nash says that he will take Richards’ monster and give him Abyss’
head for the money. He tells Abyss that he made it personal.
Lauren is with Daffney and she asks about her
match with Hamada. Daffney says that she is nuts and she lives minute by minute.
She relies on violence because it is always there. Daffney asks Lauren if she
ever counted sheep. Daffney says that she does and she does not let them get
over the fence. Daffney says that Hamada will see how crazy she is.
Match Number Five: Daffney versus Hamada in a No Disqualification Match
Daffney with forearms and then she tosses Hamada by the hair and then hits a
neck breaker. Daffney with a kick for a near fall. Hamada and Daffney exchange
chops but Daffney with a European uppercut. Hamada with a kick and then she
kicks Daffney in the corner. Daffney with a kick but Hamada sends Daffney to the
apron and then Hamada kicks Daffney off the apron to the floor. We go to
commercial.

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We are back and Daffney with an Irish whip and a running forearm into the
corner. Daffney with an elbow from the turnbuckles for a near fall. Hamada with
a kick to Daffney followed by an enzuigiri. Hamada with a chop and clothesline.
Hamada with a head butt or two and Daffney goes down. Hamada with a DDT for a
two count. Hamada misses a spin kick and Daffney with a kick and a Shining
Wizard for a two count. Daffney sends Hamada to the floor and Daffney goes out
after her and works on the back. We see the table that was set up during the
commercial break. Daffney gets a chair but Hamada moves out of the way. Hamada
puts the chair around Daffney’s neck and sends Daffney into the post. Hamada
puts Daffney on the table and then Hamada goes to the apron and she hits a
moonsault through the table. They return to the ring and Hamada with a Hamada
Driver for the three count.
Winner: Hamada
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are walking in the back looking for Madison as we
go to commercial.
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We are back and Angelina and Velvet are walking and Jeremy is trying to stop
them. They find Madison in the dressing room and Angelina is still not happy
that Madison cost her the title. Angelina mentions Madison’s mystery partner and
Angelina talks about the coincidence that they will be meeting in the first
round of the tournament. Madison tells Angelina to do something about it.
Madison pushes Angelina away and then they double team Madison until Borash is
able to shield Madison from the attack.
Match Number One Restarted: D’Angelo Dinero and Samoa Joe versus Daniels and
Suicide
Suicide and Joe start things off and Joe with an shoulder throw and Dinero tags
in. Suicide with an arm drag and drop kick and Daniels is tagged in. Daniels
sends Suicide into Dinero and then Daniels with a leg lariat off Suicide’s back.
Suicide with a slam and an Arabian press for a near fall. Daniels with jabs to
Dinero and Joe with a knee to the back and Dinero with an STO as we go to
commercial.

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We are back and Joe with punches to Daniels but Daniels with an enzuigiri
followed by a kick and STO. Dinero and Suicide tag in and Suicide with a
springboard back elbow and clothesline. Suicide with a corkscrew side Russian
leg sweep for a near fall that Joe gets involved in breaking up. Suicide with a
fireman’s carry slam and Joe gets into the ring. All four men are involved. Joe
with a clothesline for Suicide and Dinero with a German suplex to Daniels.
Daniels gets into the ring before Joe hits his suicide dive. Daniels with an
Arabian press. Suicide misses a springboard cross body but he moves when Dinero
tries for the running knees into the back. Suicide with a rollup for a near
fall.
Winners: Daniels and Suicide
We go to commercial.
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We are back and Jeremy Borash is with Dixie Carter and Bobby Lashley. Jeremy
points out that it is Dixie’s first time on camera. Dixie announces the new
three year deal with SpikeTV and says that there will be some specials coming in
the future. Jeremy asks Bobby about walking away from wrestling and coming back.
Bobby says that he still has the passion for professional wrestling and he talks
about the meetings that he had with Dixie to figure out a way that he can do
both MMA and wrestling. Dixie talks about how this signing makes a mark in the
business. Bobby says that his goal in TNA is to make an impact. He wants to face
Kurt Angle and he is aiming for the top. Dixie says that she would like to see
Bobby be the champion in both wrestling and MMA. Bobby will be wrestling at No
Surrender against Rhino.
Kurt Angle comes to the ring and he joins Mike and Taz at the announce table.
Match Number Six: A.J. Styles, Sting, and Hernandez versus Booker T, Scott
Steiner, and Matt Morgan
Sting and Booker start things off and Booker has some words for Morgan. Booker
does some Tai Chi before locking up and Booker with punches to Sting in the
corner. Sting with punches followed by a reverse atomic drop and drop kick.
Sting with a hip toss and then Styles tags in. Booker backs Styles into his
corner and Steiner tags in. Steiner chokes A.J. in the ropes. Steiner with a
kick after Styles hits the ropes awkwardly. Styles hits a phenomenal drop kick
followed by a phenomenal knee drop. Hernandez tags in and he connects with a
forearm but Morgan tags in. Morgan shows Hernandez that he is taller and
Hernandez tries for a few shoulder tackles but Morgan stays up. Morgan with a
clothesline. Hernandez with a knee and delayed vertical suplex. We see Morgan,
Steiner, and Booker argue on the floor and Hernandez hits the plancha onto all
three men. We go to commercial.
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We are back and Steiner with a reverse chin lock on Styles. Styles with elbows
and a punch. Steiner with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall.
Morgan tags in and he kicks Styles in the head. Morgan with a head butt to
Styles. Styles tags in Hernandez and Hernandez with the slingshot shoulder
followed by forearms and a spine-buster to Booker. Morgan with a punch to
Hernandez followed by an Irish whip. Hernandez takes Morgan down and gets a near
fall. All six men are in the ring but Styles and Steiner go to the floor.
Hernandez and Morgan are all that remains in the ring and Hernandez misses a
Stinger splash. Morgan sets for the Hellevator and Steiner has a chair.
Hernandez sends Morgan into the chair and Styles with a springboard cross body
for the three count.
Winners: Sting, Hernandez, and A.J. Styles
We go to credits with Kurt Angle blaming Matt Morgan for the loss and Steiner
and Booker are yelling at Morgan. Morgan punches Steiner and Booker. Tenay
confirms the four way match at No Surrender and Matt Morgan is one.
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